egberts

zozzlez:

catmask:

catmask:

catmask:

i remember when everyone was having the ‘is genderbend art morally wrong’ debate online when i was 14 sitting there thinking oh god i am a monster for looking up 'fluttershy as a boy google images’ and now im 4 years on testosterone

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rhis is so fascinating to me.. i didnt say a single one of these phrases

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OHHHHH i see you are just like this. i see

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worlds most normal sentence ^

egberts
quaint-ignorant

quaint-ignorant:

rereading that one detco case at a ski resort where younger shinichi and heiji solve it without knowing each other and it’s hilarious bc heiji hears about shinichi and is like “where tf is this jerk ??!! my rival ??!! cant let him solve this before me !!!!!” whereas shinichi hearing about heiji is like “aw another middle school detective ! :D he’s just like me tee-hee :D”

quaint-ignorant
egberts

dajo42:

dajo42:

dajo42:

lets build a simple pasta dish by percentage of each ingredient


its pasta time

spaghetti

olive oil

passata

tomatoes (chopped)

kosher salt

black pepper

garlic cloves (chopped)

parmesan cheese

oregano

monster energy drink (room temperature)

admirable restraint with the room temperature monster energy so far. i am interested in the potential for the garlic to overtake the actual spaghetti. the amount of oregano is fine

oh god.

egberts